Pardon ...?

What is going on in the news business today? After all the usual headlines were read out on a national UK station this Good Friday, the following was dispatched with much 'gravitas';

".. and a British couple have been hospitalised in South Africa after falling off an elephant on the first day of their holiday."

With footy fans being beaten up by over-zealous European riot police, the deaths of 4 British Service personnel in Iraq and a list of other more deserving candidates, this was deemed as newsworthy??

Sometimes I dispair ...

Stu