"He Started It Mummy …!!"

Following the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger's name was removed from the Austrian stadium which bore his name, comes the next round of hair-pulling.

Now, his name has been erased from the websites of his Austrian hometown in the latest chapter of the row over the US death penalty. Local politicians berated Mr Schwarzenegger - one of Graz's most famous sons - after he refused to pardon a prominent US death row inmate.

The California governor subsequently made clear he wanted nothing more to do with Graz. "It's all settled," Thomas Rajakovics, a spokesman for Graz Mayor Siegfried Nagl, told Austrian media.

What next, hip-fired monster sub-machine gun shoot-out at dawn?

Now stop it, both of you, before I send you up to your bedrooms.

Stu