Women Scorned ...

According to the wire press, the wives and girlfriends of Colombia's gang members have called for a 'sex ban' for their men. "No nookie until you give up the gun". With the support of the local mayor, "The Strike of Crossed Legs" has been launched in the coffee-producing town of Pereria, where last year alone, 480 people were killed.

Tell me, if you were a gun-toting headcase of a criminal and your girl said "if you want me to drop 'em, drop yours first", do you really think that the crime rate would decline? I see a sharp rise in the murder of females than a rise in the trouser department.

Got to love the Colombian ideas department ...

Stu