Friday, October 14, 2005

Mother's Pride …

You couldn’t ask for a better segway between yesterday’s news that secret squirrels MI6 have joined the internet fraternity and James Bond …

Irish actor, Pierce Brosnan, has had enough of ’Bond’ and his handing back his Walther PPK to the armoury, returning his car to ‘Q’ stores and leaving the building with a pair of comfy slippers. Bond fans, who lie awake at night tossing and turning, fretting over 52yr old Brosnan's possible replacement, need not loose any more shut-eye ... a replacement has just been announced.

Producer Michael G Wilson said the film-makers considered more than 200 possible replacements but chose British actor, Daniel Craig. The next in the series of Bond films, is 'Casino Royale', number 21.

But how did we know in advance that Craig had the role? Well, yesterday, his mother blew his cover, “Obviously we are thrilled to bits," Carol Olivia said, “It will be life-changing”. Craig will be the sixth James Bond but the first blond actor to play the part.

One has to wonder whether his next assignment will see him take on the World's baddies armed with a homemade packed lunch and a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock ...

Bond Will Return In ... 'The Man With The Golden Mum'




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