I Saw A Mouse …

American ‘Good Ole Boy’ Luciano Mares, found a mouse in his house.

He trapped it, picked it up, walked outside and threw the poor little thing onto the bonfire.

But the joke was on the Redneck as the mouse, now in shock and ablaze, ran back into the house and hid under the floorboards.

The house burnt down.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," said 81-yr old rodent-roaster Mares. Though no one was injured, the house and everything in it was destroyed.

Uncoiling himself from a nearby lampost after a fit of hysterics, Fire Department Captain Jim Lyssy said"I've seen numerous house fires, but nothing as unique as this one."

You work all your life, retire to a small place, enjoy a drop of gardening and then, one day, decide to throw a defenceless animal on a bonfire …

Maybe Hollywood should get together with the Dutch sparrow murderers (23,000 Reasons) and make ‘The World’s Most Hilarious Animal Deaths’.

Stu Little