Hit The Dirt ...

The overall 'Let's Lie Down And Get Some Sympathy' award goes to ... the envelope please Anthea ...

... South Korea!

Did you see them during the game against France? Anyone would think that it was nap time down at the nursery school. They were all at it ... then being karted off on stretchers like volunteers at a rehearsal for a biological spillage.

Poor old France, it should have been a clear 2-1 win to 'Les Bleus'. However, the linesman never saw the ball cross the line, nor the South Korean goalie scoop the ball back out into play, as he was too busy tripping over South Korean casualties.

Stu