Dropping A Bollock, Or Two ...

Croatian news junkies, 24Sata, are reporting that a Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair ...

Mario Visnjic had gone for a skinny-dip in the sea at Valalta. Whilst in contact with the cool waters, his testicles had shrunk but once back on dry land and seated in his wooden deckchair, they slipped downwards and through the slats. As he soaked up the rays they expanded back to normal size and he became stuck. He was eventually freed after he called the beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff over to cut the deck chair in half.

Another use of the phrase "Ball Trap" ...

Stu