Stuck On You ...

Over the weekend, my beloved's 5yr old daughter accidentally broke a neighbour's garden gnome. Thankfully, it tumbled into large lumps so wasn't too difficult to piece back together. I whipped out my tube of Loctite Super Glue and set to work. This glue, it has to be said, is quite remarkable and will stick anything to anything. However, how come it doesn't stick the screw cap to the tube? The gnome, the plastic bag it was standing on and my fingers all got stuck at some point, but the lid, no. And why don't they sell the magic release liquid with the glue?

Bastards.

Stu