Blinkered Idiot ...

The spoilt little Indian rich-kid who was at the receiving of the 'alleged' racist abuse on the UK programme Big Brother, will (naturally) win the event.

Think about it - OF COURSE she will because if this Shilpa Shetty gets voted out, it too will be seen as an act of racism. Watch as downtown Mumbai becomes fog-bound with more effigy fires. 'BB Burning' might even be added to their ever-increasing list of annual public holidays. Now, there's a thought. Despite being one of India's top models, she is also a black belt karate champion and (apparently) has the best body in Bollywood - but she can't take a bit of teasing. Crap, we suffered it at school nearly everyday and we had no-one to fight our corner.

She starred in an advertising campaign for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), dressed in leopard camouflage and photographed in a cage. Somewhow, PETA's slogan in the campaign, "Beaten, lonely and abused" is something her 'fans' will ,ost probably latch onto. According to her 'fascinating' bio, "she is also a huge fan of prints, especially Tiger and Leopard prints. Her room is filled with all the different kind of prints. Even her pillow case." So, we now know the age group we are dealing with.

Beside her native language Tulu, she speaks English, Hindi, Kannada, Marathi, Gujarati, Telugu, Tamil and Urdu ... and she still couldn't tell those teasing her to 'shut up'? Probably employs someone for that ...

Stu