An email has come flooding in from 'the discerning'.

Well, LJ from NI, I can only apologise, most sincerely, for not keeping up regular entries (insert actress/bishop routine here). We're all too pooped after the elections to do anything right now. In fact, my aim is so bad I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat.

... but we'll be steaming into June with more of the same.

Stu

It's All Over ...

The right-wing midget won.

He's only 5'5" and currently in Malta on holiday ...

Stu

Intermission ...

Well, we're half way through the elections. The last round is on May 6th.

Can we please get this over with as we're all tired and have had enough. I could really do with a weekend in the country without having to worry about deadlines and moaning clients.

Stu