Garage Sale ...

Despite the Mayor's Office in Paris screwing everyone with a motorised vehicle, issuing parking tickets like sweets and removing everything to the pound, they're still claiming poverty. In an effort to make more filthy moolah, around the 23rd of this month, they're holding a sale ... of wines.

Let's just say that the 'caves' below the Town Hall probably hold some of the best wines known to mankind, dating back to even before Jacques C was in residence.

What will the out-spoken Mayor do with the cash? Probably put it towards more projects to turn the capital into a traffic-unfriendly place and painting the town pink.

Stu