Twin Barrel Idiots …

So, whilst US President George ‘Dubbya’ continues to shoot himself in the foot with incomprehensible sentences in English, so Dick Cheney, his No 2 simply has to go one better.

Whilst visiting a ranch to hunt quail over the weekend, the 46th Vice President missed his target and shot fellow hunter 78-yr Harry Whittington, in the face, neck and chest.

Ranch owner Katharine Armstrong said Mr Cheney had turned round to shoot at a bird, unaware that Mr Whittington was behind him, "The covey flushed and the vice-president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Yee-haar pilgrim …

Both of them need to brush up on their hunting skills … Cheney should not have swung round unless he knew where his fellow hunters were and Whittington should have kept his bloody eyes open.

Stu