Monday, February 05, 2007

A Quickie (But Rude) ...

A wife, upon reading an article in National Geographic, announces to her husband: "Wow! It says here that a bull can have sex 3000 times a year! I wish you could do the same ..."

The husband, gripping his pipe between clenched teeth, replies: "Ask the bull if he f**ks the same cow ..."